Muscat Wine

December 21, 2008 2:18 pm | Uncategorized

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muscat wine
****Otherwise I’ll tell who’s the father…………………….. ****?

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. I then came, a drunkard with ragged, dirty look to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send me away.
They tested me,
They gave me a glass with a drink. I tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass.
“It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels.”

“Correct.”

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’ the father is………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is about as believable as the team of Sarah Pallin and Britney Spears winning a spelling bee.

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